Let's see what will happen...

[aliseadae]

If you were to hack into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?

Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!

Comments

[i-heart-alan.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA!...this is gonna suck, but here it goes...:

Omg, what a day. being sally is hard work. i woke up this morning with a massive hangover, the result of one too many vodka shots. i shouldn't drink so much, especially at the library, but that crazy rutabega tracked me down, so there you go. i murdered another russian again. silly communists, when will they ever learn? well, you see, i was harmlessly going to the library, because i thought i had left my unopened bottle of captain morgans there. well, out of the blue this russian guy comes up to me and says, "there's no me in cake." upset that he's eaten my cake, i procede to beat him into a senseless pulp with my unopened bottle of liquor. but then the bottle broke, so i found the nearest book. 101 ways to start a fight, by an irish gentleman who's name illudes me at the moment. intriguing reading. with a horseshoe? so then i found this crazy acid dealer on the corner, because you know there are so many of those in the highland area. i bought some, but realized there's something amiss. for starters, the man who sold it to me had long frizzy hair, a mustache, a policeman's badge, and a funky looking bowler. plus, the acid he sold me was blue. blue went out with the pilled acid of '83. anybody who hangs around the library as much as i do would know that. i look at the guy and he's vanished. bastard. that cost me $.13! seriously...i should have beat him with my shoephone...but unfortuately it broke on the way to the planned parenthood clinic. yep, prognosis is i'm pregnant with person c's child again. how many are there...23 now? who knew it was even possible. this one will make it an even two dozen. i then went to the gas station and bought myself a pack of cigarettes to compensate for my loss. i've decided that person c is getting castrated, fo' sho'. oh well. i don't remember where i left my knifes. i think inside some crazy czech guy who stole my vodka on the way to school that one morning. well, maybe i'll do a little grave digging tonight and see if i can get them back. now was he catholic or jewish? can't remember, it's all greek to me. well, the baby's drowning in the bathtub again, it's the 18th time in the past two weeks. and i need to get some rum. and maybe even a pipe...

[parmandiriel.livejournal.com]

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[funkadelicsox.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't write anything... i would post a very imcriminating picture of you... or one thats good for blackmail! hehe...